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If your boyfriend gets you flowers
and chocolate for Valentine's Day,
it's because he was saving money to
get his real girlfriend jewelry.
Do what you love, but run as fast as
you can when you hear the sirens.
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Before you tell her that you love
her, make sure you're not horny,
drunk, lonely, desperate, sad,
angry, bored or hungry.